10. You check the blog for updates daily, and check every extended weather forecast you can find online
9. You try to remember whether asparagus is in season or not
8. You started packing weeks before
7. You dream about it at night (and during the day)
6. You actually think about possibly swinging a golf club so you don't totally embarass yourself on the first tee, even though you know you'll snap one into the woods
5. You start squirreling away 10's and 20's so you can pay cash
4. You consider all the juvenile/sophomoric movies you haven't seen yet, and whether they are out on DVD
3. You start getting stuff done off your "honey do" list and finishing household chores you haven't started in months
2. You resist completing household chores that might affect your golf game (no painting -- hurts the grip; no climbing on a ladder -- might fall and injure something)
And the number one Sign You Are Ready for a Benona Weekend...
1. Your wife tells you repeatedly that she has heard enough about your fricking golf weekend to last a lifetime, and reminds you that she will be home alone with the kids... But all you can think about is fishing, golf, AOM, and a 6:00a.m. tee time!
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