Monday, June 16, 2008

This Spring's Movies


Movies from this spring:
1. Accepted (thumbs down; stupid and unwatchable, bad acting)
2. Senior Skip Day (thumbs down; possibly the worst premise for a movie ever. There's a reason this turd went straight to DVD.)
3. Dude, Where's My Car? (mixed reviews; that tattoo scene was sweet)
4. American Pie (thumbs up; even though we'd seen it before, it's still pretty darn funny)
5. School for Scoundrels (thumbs down; we couldn't bring ourselves to watch it after the other stupid movies. Probably just as well, it scored a 25.)
6. 28 Weeks Later (mixed reviews; not as scary or intense as the original)
7. Grosse Pointe Blank (thumbs up; very good, lots of cool 80's references, good acting)


All-Time Worst Movies We've Ever Seen Together:
1. Van Wilder II: The Rise of Taj (Scored an 8 at Rotten Tomatoes)
2. Accepted (Scored a 36 at Rotten Tomatoes)
3. Senior Skip Day (Not even rated at Rotten Tomatoes)
4. ???


Possibilities for fall:
1. Harold and Kumar II (Scored a 55)
2. Iron Man (Scored a 93)
3. You Don't Mess With The Zohan (Scored a 33)
4. Strange Wilderness (OK, maybe not: It scored a perfect zero)

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